The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
如果不,他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心“妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
有奖严重?
所谓男人就是”难忍”,所以…你爱他就要忍…
不爱就别忍…管他去死~
噢。。是吗?
难道我也会是将的男人?>.<
毛毛…
还以为你是女的…wakaka…
不过说真的…男人真的很服侍…
都不懂他们想要什么…
@@!!! 你竟然会回我!!!
我只是随便敷衍becca 一下罢了~
哈哈 不过很高兴认识你
@@!!!你竟然会回喔~吓倒!
不过很高兴认识你~
mao mao! wad do u mean la..!
wo shou shang le…
yuan lai yi kai shi ni zhi shi yao fu yan wo…
hmmm.. T.T
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