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Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦!!

2009/04/04 by admin

The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明

If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;

如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳,是表示他关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;

如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!


12 Comments »

  1. 毛毛 says:

    有奖严重?

  2. lili que says:

    所谓男人就是”难忍”,所以…你爱他就要忍…
    不爱就别忍…管他去死~

  3. 毛毛 says:

    噢。。是吗?
    难道我也会是将的男人?>.<

  4. lili que says:

    毛毛…
    还以为你是女的…wakaka…
    不过说真的…男人真的很服侍…
    都不懂他们想要什么…

  5. 毛毛 says:

    @@!!! 你竟然会回我!!!
    我只是随便敷衍becca 一下罢了~
    哈哈 不过很高兴认识你

  6. 毛毛 says:

    @@!!!你竟然会回喔~吓倒!
    不过很高兴认识你~

  7. Rebecca says:

    mao mao! wad do u mean la..!
    wo shou shang le…
    yuan lai yi kai shi ni zhi shi yao fu yan wo…
    hmmm.. T.T

  8. 毛毛 says:

    @@!!! ops bei ni kan dao leh~~~~
    hehe!! na you~~ i am ur fans mah!!
    support u de!!

  9. Rebecca says:

    yamerh??!!! so fake de lerh!!
    Lame la u!!!

  10. lili que says:

    halo…mao mao …
    but hor …i dun noe u ler …
    check my blog ya …wakaka…
    http://queliliq.blogspot.com

  11. lili que says:

    halo ….heheh…mao mao ~
    check my blog yea ….

  12. lili que says:

    becca…ni zhe ge blog bian 3 8 lan le lar …

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